10) Plays Beatles tunes for the postlude
9) Expects the sermon to last at least 20 minutes so he can make a Starbucks run
8) Thinks if the organ sounds like a calliope it would liven up the service
7) Won't play any hymn that starts with the letter "L"
6) "Pianos are for sissies!"
5) Complains that he isn't paid enough
4) Plays while playing in top hat and tails
3) Insists on being shown on the big screen in the sanctuary while playing so he "gets his due"
2) Stood on the organ bench and shouted "I am the king of the world!"
1) Still complaining that he isn't paid enough