There's no one quite like Shel Silverstein...
The fanciest dive that was ever dove
Was done by Melissa of Coconut Grove
She bounced on the board and flew into the air
With a twist of her head and a twirl of her hair
She did 34 jackknives, back flipped and spun
Quadruple gainered and reached for the sun
And then somersaulted 9 times and a quarter
And looked down and saw
The pool had no water.
