Is your pastor a soccer-nut? If so, watch for these signs:
10) Names his new born son, "Pele"
9) Gives his wife a copy of "Soccer for Dummies" for her birthday
8) Announces "All sins are forgivable. What is not forgivable is the USA failing to qualify for the World Cup!"
7) Ends a prayer, "Goal! Er, Amen"
6) During children's message, asks the kids, "Who's better? Messi or Ronaldo?"
5) Claims Adam and Eve would not have fallen to the devil's temptation if they had formed a 4-4-3 formation
4) Issues a red card to an usher who fails to seat late arriving guests
3) Replaces image of a shell on baptismal certificate with image of a soccer ball
2) Adds 3 additional minutes to the service because of excessive noise by several children
And the number one sign your pastor has World Cup Fever?
1) Changes his name to Alexi Lalas
