10) Has filled up the church track rack with brochures of places he wishes to travel to
9) Has emptied out his office - and he doesn't retire for another six months!
8) Preaches each Sunday wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt, shorts and sandles
7) Adopts as his new motto, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere."
6) Calls retirement "the never ending sabbatical"
5) Says he looks forward to the day when he can't tell what day it is
4) Uses sermon prep time to get fitted for a new set of golf clubs
3) Heard screaming from his office, "Get behind me, Day Planner!"
2) Postlude for final Sunday of worship is the Beatles, "Hello Goodbye!"
1) Leaves forwarding address, "123 Anywhere Lane, Nowhere USA"
