Saturday, December 9, 2023

Top Ten Signs You're Spending Too Much Time At Costco

10) Consider tasting all the food samples as a "meal"

9) Asking to take a run on the forklift

8) Filling up at the gas pumps every day whether you need to or not

7) Ladies dressing rooms would make for perfect clothes shopping experience

6) Spending $212 on books that you'll never read

5) Asking random employee why wine selection doesn't include "Three Buck Chuck"

4) Wondering why men's pants aren't offered in size 44

3) Searching for 30 minutes trying to find right box to pack purchases 

2) Proudly show Costco credit card at entrance to every store you enter

And the number one sign you're spending too much time at Costco...

1) Sunday family meals are held at the Food Court