10) Falls asleep during “Drive Thru the Bible” and wakes up to see everyone has gone home
9) Spends an hour showing pictures from his recent vacation
to Mexico
8) Tells class: “My dog ate my study notes.”
7) Comes in exactly one hour after class should have started
and asked, “Am I late?”
6) Answers every question in class by saying, “Let’s circle
back to that next week.”
5) Spends the hour in class asking for help in filling out
his March Madness brackets
4) Cuts class 45 minutes early so he can get home and watch “Will
Trent”
3) Tells class: “My dog ate my Bible”
2) Announces a new assignment: WWJWOTVITWTVIG (What would
Jesus watch on television if there had been television in Galilee)
1) Asks each member of the class, “And what does this verse
mean to you?
