Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too hard to read.
A Groucho Marx quote from a t-shirt I saw for sale at Bookman's.
CROSS THOUGHTS - Looking to the Cross for Life and Encouragement
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too hard to read.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "You're right! I never would have thought of that!"
Top Ten Signs You’re At A Bad Voters Meeting
10) The Secretary reads the “hours” of the last meeting.
9) The pastor’s opening devotion: “The Worker Is Worth His
Hire or Why I Am Entitled To a Raise”
8) The President announces, “All in favor of approving the
budget say “I.” “All those not in favor have five minutes to change their
minds.”
7) The Elders budget includes a suspicious entry regarding a
“prayer and fasting retreat at the Princess Resort.”
6) The Budget is printed in disappearing ink.
5) Proposed that all future voters meeting be held at Gila
River Casino
4) The pastor’s budget includes a $2000 addition marked
“Chick-fil-a”
3) It is moved that all voting should be declared at “Yes,”
“No,” or “Over My Dead Body”
2) Voters change mission statement, “We Seek People For
Jesus,” to “We’re Pretty Comfortable Just the Way We Are.”
And the number one sign that you’re at a bad voters meeting:
#1 No one shows up.
Pray, and let God take care of you.
When we think about the gifts God gives to us, His children, our natural tendency is to focus on the gifts we need the most. We need God to be reconciled to us and so we give thanks for the gift of His Son, Jesus Christ, who redeemed us from slavery to sin and saved us by suffering for our sins on the cross. We need to lived for God and for others and not for ourselves and so we give thanks to God for the new life in Christ that began at our conversion. Through Word and Sacraments the Holy Spirit is working to give us a new attitude and new way of living for Christ and for others. We need to be assured that our death is not the end and so we give thanks to God for the gift of eternal life that is ours through faith in our Savior.
But there are so many other gifts that God showers upon us for which we are grateful. Answers to prayers...freedom from guilt...fruit of faith...Christian fellowship...guidance for daily living.
And then there is this - rest. Come to Me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Matt. 11:28.
The cares and problems of this life can seemingly break our backs. We wonder where we can find relief. To us, Jesus says, "Come." He offers to bear our burdens. He urges us to shed our cares. The Lord takes the load from our backs and He bids us rest. We rest in His compassionate love. We rest in knowing that He cares for us. We rest in trusting that nothing can separate us from Him. So, rest. Rest in your Lord.
A women called a pet shop one day and asked, "I need to purchase 10,000 cockroaches."
The proprietor asked, "Why in the world would you need 10,000 cockroaches?"
She replied, "I'm moving from my apartment today and the lease says that I must leave the apartment exactly as I found it!"
Have a nice (and bug-free) weekend!
It is St. Francis who is to have said, "Go out today and preach the Gospel...and if you must, use words." I don't know if he said such a thing but I have a hard time with such a thought.