10) Church meeting no longer run past 8 pm so pastor doesn't miss Jesse Watters
9) Urges his wife to dress more classy like Martha McCallum
8) Promotes new audio Bible read by Tyrus
7) Upset when church council won't allow books by Greg Gutfeld, Dana Perino and Bret Baier in the church library
6) In nod to popular program, "The Fivem" pastor now calls the sermon, "The 25"
5) Tries to deliver his sermons with the passion of Sean Hannity
4) Replaces coffee and donuts with the Super Beets he saw on Fox
3) Names his new born son, Yingst
2) Now calls the Scripture Readings "Notable Quotables"
And the number one sign your pastor is watching too much Fox News:
1) Ends each sermon with the words, "Still fair, balanced and unafraid!"
