My dear, sweet wife received something called "Catalog Favorites" in the mail earlier this week. It included a variety of different items but what caught our eye was the t-shirts. Some of the sayings were laugh-out-loud funny. Here's a sample:
Nurses - We Can't Fix Stupid But We Can Sedate It!
Wait! I do not snore! I dream I'm a motorcycle!
Exercise? I Thought You Said EXTRA FRIES!
Sometimes When I Open My Mouth My Mother Comes Out...
Every Time I Think Things Can't Get Worse THERE'S AN ELECTION
NOVINOPHOBIA: The fear of running out of wine
Sometimes I laugh so hard tears run down my leg
Never Laugh At Your Wife's Choices - You Are One Of Them
I Just Did A Week's Worth Of Cardio After Walking Into A Spider Web
And my favorite...
You're Never Too Old For NAP TIME!