TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE READING A BAD
BIBLE TRANSLATION
Renames the
Epistle of James “the Book of Straw.”
Endorsed by
the Jesus Seminar
The Gospels
are listed as: Matt, Markie, Dr. Luke, and Jose
Pontius
Pilot?
Replaces
concordance with recipes from the kitchen of Martha of Bethany
In a
startling switch, the words of Satan are printed in “hellish red.”
Retranslated
Proverbs 13:14 – “The teaching of the wise is a fountain of life but God helps
those who help themselves.”
Bibles come
in leather, cloth cover, and Naugahyde.
Recommended
for use by Rick Warren, Joel Osteen and Larry the Cable Guy
One version
published in a notebook binder so you can remove any Scriptures you don’t like
Eschewing
bookstores, can be purchased wherever fine liquor and beer are sold
Offers a
$1000 reward for anyone who can reveal the identity of the author of the Book
of Hebrews
Book of
Leviticus has an asterisk which reads – Boring! Skip to next book.
Book of
Numbers has an asterisk which reads – Boring! Skip to next book.
