10) Pastor complains of one sleepless night
after another when unable to get the VBS songs out of his head.
9) Secretary is fed up having to hum the
hymns to the pastor each week because “He can’t remember how they go.”
8) Church custodian feels taken advantage
of when told to wax the fellowship hall floors and the pastor’s car.
7) Pastor discovers there is no place to
hide from the head organist.
6) Church staff refuses to call the
pastor, “The Sermoninator.”
5) The secretary tries to talk the pastor
out of his latest outreach idea, “Reverse Offering Sunday” where visitors get
to take money out of the offering plate.
4) Office computers still function poorly
even when upgraded to Windows ’98.
3) Pastor blows a gasket when he reviews
the Sunday bulletin and finds that the secretary has placed a “sad face” next
to Confession, a “happy face” next to Absolution and a “sleeping face” next to
the sermon.
2) Church staff surprised to learn that the
new copier is coin operated; color copies require a credit card.
1) Pastor practices his “side hugs” on office staff. Custodian threatens to “punch him out.”
