My grandson was given the assignment: how do you prepare a turkey. Please take note:
Buy a 10 foot live turkey at Walmart. It should weigh about 11 pounds. Bring it home from the store. Name him Max. Build a barn for him to live in. You will need to feed him corn.
For Thanksgiving order an extra large cheese pizza from Barros. Serve with Jelly Beens.
I am thankful for my family and new pet turkey, Max.
