A young couple invited their aging pastor to their home for dinner one Sunday. While the couple was in the kitchen, preparing to serve the meal, the pastor leaned toward the couple's five-year-old son and asked, "What are we having to eat?"
"Goat!" the boy replied.
The pastor frowned at the boy, "Goat! Really?"
"Oh yes," the boy nodded. "They've been talking about it all week - having the old goat for Sunday dinner!"
From "A Laugh a Day - A Daily Dose of Heavenly Humor"
