One of our regular visitors gave me a manila envelope as she left services last Sunday. She said, "There's something inside that will give you a chuckle." She had printed off from the internet a bunch of church signs with catchy sayings: "Catch up with Jesus - Lettuce Praise and Relish Him." But included in the material was some signs I hadn't seen before.
From an Anglican Church
Adam and Eve
The First People
Not To Read the Apple
Terms and Conditions
A Catholic Church Sign
Too Hot To Keep
Changing Sign
Sin Bad Jesus Good
Details Inside
A Presbyterian Church posted:
If You Are
Praying For Snow
Please Stop (they were snowed in)
A Baptist Church chipped in with this:
Whoever Stole
Our AC Unites Keep
One It Is Hot
Where You're Going
And finally from UCC Church
Tweet Others
As You Would
Like To Be Tweeted
Have a blessed day!