The Babylon Bee is a fantastic satirical presence on the web. They never fail to bust my gut. But now they're stealing my Top Ten List idea! I'm mean, who are these people to take my original idea and use it for their own good! (Oh, wait a minute. I stole the idea from the Letterman show. Oops!). Anyway, here's their list (and remember - it's satire!)
10) Just tell him he's worthless
9) Conk out in the front row
8) Belittle his wife
7) Make sure he knows he's not John Piper (or whoever the big shot is in your church body)
6) Write him an anonymous critical letter
5) Drop the F-bomb
4) Make sure he knows you would be volunteering more if literally everything else weren't more important to you.
3) Call his sermon a "speech"
2) Quietly change churches without letting anyone know
1) Ask him what book of the Bible the church has been studying for the last three years.
For the full content of this list, go on the internet and google "Babylon Bee." Then, be prepared to laugh!
