Ever wonder what the pastor is doing when he steps away from the service for a moment? Probably one of these things:
10) Looking for the service bulletin he forgot
9) Taking a call from his Fantasy Football League Commissioner
8) Trying to find the Tall, Non-Fat Latte with Carmel Drizzle that he left in the Narthex
7) Grabbing a quick donut from the kitchen
6) Praying that the organist will kick it up a notch
5) Going to the cry room...to cry
4) To wake up the people at the sound board
3) Perform CPR...on his sermon
2) Practicing his Joel Osteen inspired smile
And the number one thing the pastor is doing when he steps out of a service:
1) Going to pay for his Uber Eats delivery of his Scrambled Egg McMuffin!
