A boy came late to Sunday school. Knowing he was usually very prompt, his teacher asked, "Johnny, is there anything wrong?"
"No ma'am, not really," he said. "I was going to go fishing but my dad told me that I needed to get up and go to church." The teacher was very impressed and asked Johnny if his father explained why it was more important to go to church instead of going fishing.
"Yes ma'am, he did," Johnny said. "My daddy said he didn't have enough bait for the both of us!"
