9) Suggests that the apostle Paul's missionary journeys would have been so much easier with the right "maps app"
8) Encourages the congregation to tithe their frequent flyer miles
7) Wears a different souvenir t-shirt over his alb every week
6) Wants to include a can of mosquito repellent in every visitor gift bag
5) Has congregation file into the sanctuary as if boarding a flight on Southwest Airlines: "Now seating A 1-30 only"
4) Orders clergy shirts from Tommy Bahama
3) Replaces office furniture with beach chairs
2) Stops work at 4 pm each day for a Pina Colada
And the number one sign that your pastor enjoyed vacation just a little too much:
1) Keeps reminding you that is was 65 degrees where he vacationed
