We all saw
that little tiff at the White House earlier this week. Vice President Mike Pence was strangely
silent. Did you wonder what he might
have been thinking while the “discussion” was going on? Well, here you go!
“What’s that
verse in 2 Timothy? ‘Warn them before God against quarreling about words; it is
of no value, and only ruins those who listen’.”
“How can I
sit still for my vice-presidential portrait with all this yelling and screaming
going on?”
“I wonder
how much hairspray President Trump uses to get that look?”
“If this
were Indiana we’d just go outside and settle this with a good old fistfight.”
“I don’t
care if they date back to 1860. These
old chairs are really hard on a guy’s back.”
“Is this
office really oval? An egg is an oval shape.
Why don’t they call it the “egg office?”
Must mention this to the President.”
“I wonder
how much hairspray Nancy Pelosi uses to get that look?”
‘So this is
what it is like to be a fly on the wall!”
“Isn’t my
only responsibility to go to funerals?”
And the number
one thing Vice President Pence was thinking during the Trump, Schumer, and
Pelosi dust up was:
“I’m
hungry.”
