Is there baseball in heaven?
One day a couple of old guys were wondering if there's baseball in heaven. They promised each other that the first to die would somehow let the other one know if there is baseball in heaven. A week later one of them died. And a week after that, his friend recognized his voice coming from the clouds. "Joe, I've got some good news and some bad news," the disembodied voice reports. "The good news is that there is a baseball team in heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday!"