A pastor and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates. St. Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir (the lawyer) here are the keys to our finest penthouse suite."
The pastor cried, "This is unfair. Shouldn't I be given the better place?"
St. Peter replied, "Listen, pastors up here are a dime a dozen, but this is the first lawyer we've seen!"
My apologies to all lawyers (including my oldest daughter:-).
Have a good Friday!
