Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Did you hear the one about the four boys...

Four boys caused a disturbance at the local zoo and were brought in to juvenile court. 

"Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.  Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong."

"My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Larry," said the second by, "and I threw peanuts in the elephant pen."

"My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Peanuts," said the fourth boy.