What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when she'd throw dinner parties? The hostess with the Moses!
What did Adam say when he was asked his favorite holiday? It's Christmas, Eve.
How do you know that atoms are Catholic. They have mass.
Which Bible character was the best musician? Samson - he brought down the house.
When someone needed a boat made, what did the people in town say? "We Noah guy."
I dedicate this blog entry to my friend, Dave Berg, one of the "punniest" guys around.
Have a blessed weekend!
