Big Ed seemed to always fall asleep during the Sunday sermon. His wife was fed up and decided to deal with the embarrassing situation.
The next Sunday when he fell asleep, she quietly removed some
pungent Limburger cheese from a ziplock bag in her purse and passed it
under his nose.
Groggily startled, Big Ed blurted out, "No, Helen, no—don't kiss me now."
From swapmeetdave.com
