10) I hear the doctors won't eat the food in this hospital
9) You hope to leave by tomorrow? I wouldn't count on it!
8) Those hospital gowns really don't cover much, do they?
7) Bummer of a scar!
6) Did you remind the doctor to count all the sponges before they closed you up?
5) Did you hear about the malpractice suit brought up against your surgeon?
4) That guy delivering the meal - didn't I see him on Cops? He put up a fight!
3) Man, you look terrible!
2) You know they call this hospital the Mrsa capital of America
and the number one thing a pastor shouldn't say when visiting the hospital...
1) I'm sorry but I don't have a Bible verse for what you've got.
