10) Rents his stole out for sponsorships.
9) Keeps a tip cup on the pulpit.
8) People notice an Uber sticker on his car.
7) Rents himself out for children's birthday parties as "Brother Billy, the really righteous balloon man!"
6) Charges $5 per bedside prayer.
5) Sells vials of water from the Dead Sea collected on his Holy Land Trip.
4) Preaches every sermon on 1 Timothy 5:18 - "The worker deserves his wages."
3) The voice you hear at the stadium calling out, "Cold beer here!" sounds suspiciously like the pastor's.
2) Tells parents bringing kids for baptism, "Water costs extra."
And the number one sign that your pastor is in need of money:
1) Misses church to work a double shift at IHOP.
