Another report from the staff at The News You Might Have Missed
GREENVILLE, DELAWARE - An investigative report has confirmed that President Joe Biden's bike has now been outfitted with training wheels.
This took place after the President fell off his bike while greeting onlookers over the weekend.
Although the President was not injured in the fall, Secret Service felt it was important that the training wheels be added to his bike.
One unnamed agent remarked, "It was an accident. Anyone could get their foot caught on a peddle. Adding the training wheels is a precautionary measure only. The President might even amp up his speed a little bit with the extra help."
President Biden took the fall with good humor. When asked what was the reason for the accident, he blamed the Putin Price Hike.
There is also an unconfirmed report that a large, orange haired man was seen around the bike a few evenings before the Biden accident. That report was still being investigated at deadline.
