Tuesday, January 17, 2017

A manly insight

If you are planning to host a Super Bowl party, you should get the old standby - potato chips - but you should also, for nutritional balance, put out a bowl of carrot sticks. If you have no carrot sticks, you can use pine cones or used electrical fuses, because nobody will eat them anyway. This is no time for nutritional balance: this is the Super Bowl!

Dave Barry