Friday, September 28, 2018

Top Ten Signs Your Pastor Is Wild About Books

Keep your eyes open for these important signs...

10) Can't resist the urge to rearrange the bookshelves of every home he visits

9) A plaque on his desk reads, "Kindles are for sissies!"

8) When asked, "How many books do you need?" his answer is, "Just one more"

7) For troubled members he suggests "bibilotherapy"

6) Can't stop laughing after he tells his pest exterminator to spray for "bookworms"

5) One bookshelf in his office is devoted to his prize collection of 113 pairs of bookends

4) Instantly knows when any of his books are out of order; didn't notice that his dog died

3) His office desk is made up entirely of "Luther's Works"

2) Knocked a picture of his wife and a book from a shelf at the same time. Breathed a sigh of relief when he caught the book

And the number one sign your pastor is wild about books...

1) Names his twin sons, "Barnes" and "Noble!"