After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Bill thought it would be nice to return home with a Christmas gift for his wife. So, he went to the Mall to do a little shopping.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle that cost $50.
That's a bit much," Bill said. So, she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
Bill grunted, "That's still quite a bit." Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Bill grew agitated. "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something cheap."
So the clerk handed Bill a mirror.
Have a great weekend!
