A priest buys a lawn mower at a yard sale. Back home, he pulls on the starter rope a few times with no results. He storms back to the yard sale and tells the previous owner, "I can't get the mower to start!" "That's because you have to curse to get it started," says the man. The priest replied, "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't remember how to curse." Explained the man, "You keep pulling on that rope and it'll come back to you!"
