A man went to a church that promised to heal people of their malady. While quietly sitting in the pew, the pastor walked up to him and said, "Today, you will walk!"
The man replied, "There's nothing wrong with me. I can walk just fine."
But the pastor told him a second time, "No, you will walk today!"
The man was insulted and decided to leave the church. He walked outside to the parking lot and discovered that someone had stolen his truck.
