Wednesday, May 4, 2016

The Twist and Shout Revival Center

In 2000 the satirical magazine, "The Door," published a list of newly formed churches (not really!) designed to describe the true focus of the church's ministry.  Hope this list provides a chuckle or two:

The Potluck Assembly

Little Bit O'Bible Church

Theology-Free Church

The Inaccurate Heart of Mary Catholic Church

Seldom United Church

Church of the Perpetual Building Program

Comfortable Pew Family Center

Clean Bathroom Bible Temple

Better Than The Rest Believer's Fellowship

The Church Where the Pastor's Family Runs Everything Church

The Two-Or-More-But-Sometimes-Less-Depending-On-Who-Shows-Up Bible Church

and my favorite...

The Twist and Shout Revival Center!