In 2000 the satirical magazine, "The Door," published a list of newly formed churches (not really!) designed to describe the true focus of the church's ministry. Hope this list provides a chuckle or two:
The Potluck Assembly
Little Bit O'Bible Church
Theology-Free Church
The Inaccurate Heart of Mary Catholic Church
Seldom United Church
Church of the Perpetual Building Program
Comfortable Pew Family Center
Clean Bathroom Bible Temple
Better Than The Rest Believer's Fellowship
The Church Where the Pastor's Family Runs Everything Church
The Two-Or-More-But-Sometimes-Less-Depending-On-Who-Shows-Up Bible Church
and my favorite...
The Twist and Shout Revival Center!
