The Thursday Funny

A man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house he used to do.  When the examination was complete, the man said, "Now, Doc.  I can take it.  Tell me in plain English: What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "Well, in plain English, you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man.  "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."