Friday, March 8, 2019

Honey, where's the remote!

Mrs. Smart was fumbling in her purse for her offering when a large television remote fell out and clattered into the aisle.

The curious usher bent over to retrieve it for her and whispered, “Do you always carry your TV remote to church?”


“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come with me this morning, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”