Top 10 signs you’re reading a bad Bible translation –
part two
In Luke 10, Martha is referred to as the Barefoot Contessa
Using popular Bible numerology Isaiah 9:2 actually reads, “The
people walking in darkness have seen a great light and they were blinded by
starring at it too long”
Images of Jesus replaced with photos of Jim Caviezel
Many Bible verses end with multiple choices for the reader. For
example: “The apostles said to the Lord, “Increase our…” a) faith or b) rations
or c) Peter’s opportunities to stick his foot in his mouth.
Offers a Large Print edition for those with poor eyesight and
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Advertising boasts, “This is the perfect Bible to gather
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Bible edited by scholars from Cambridge University, Fuller
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Bible publication date was missed due to a recount in the
book of Numbers
Describes the devil as “the father of lies,” “a roaring
lion,” and “the one who raises your cable bill every month.”
The book of “Palms”
