Top Ten Signs You’re At A Bad Voters Meeting
10) The Secretary reads the “hours” of the last meeting.
9) The pastor’s opening devotion: “The Worker Is Worth His
Hire or Why I Am Entitled To a Raise”
8) The President announces, “All in favor of approving the
budget say “I.” “All those not in favor have five minutes to change their
minds.”
7) The Elders budget includes a suspicious entry regarding a
“prayer and fasting retreat at the Princess Resort.”
6) The Budget is printed in disappearing ink.
5) Proposed that all future voters meeting be held at Gila
River Casino
4) The pastor’s budget includes a $2000 addition marked “Chick-fil-a”
3) It is moved that all voting should be declared at “Yes,” “No,”
or “Over My Dead Body”
2) Voters change mission statement, “We Seek People For
Jesus,” to “We’re Pretty Comfortable Just the Way We Are.”
And the number one sign that you’re at a bad voters meeting:
#1 No one shows up.
