Leave It The Way You Found It
A pastor places his order at the pet store: "I need at least 50
mice, 2000 ants and as many of those little silverfish you can get."
The clerk replies, "We can probably do that, but it might take
some time. Mind if I ask why you are placing such an unusual order?"
The pastor replied, "I've accepted a call to another church and
the congregation council told me to leave the parsonage the way I found