Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Me too," said the second one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. The ate and ate and ate until they could not eat no more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the one. "Me either," said the second. "Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun." "OK," said the first robin. They plopped down, basking in the sun.
No sooner had they fallen asleep than a big fat cat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat there washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love baskin' robins."
Please keep your groans to a minimum. Thank you.