Friday, January 16, 2015

Following instructions to the letter

A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Please send me 30,000 cockroaches at once."

"What in the world do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?" asked the astonished clerk.

"Well. I'm moving today," replied the woman, "and my lease says I have to leave the place in exactly the same condition I found it."