A minister's care broke down on his way home from Sunday service. He walked home, then called his mechanic on Monday morning. The mechanic met the pastor where the stalled car sat and began his repairs.
"I'm going to go easy with you on the cost, Reverend," the mechanic said after several minutes.
"Thank you so much," said the man of the cloth. "After all, I'm just a poor preacher."
The mechanic replied, " I know. I heard your sermon yesterday."
From "A Laugh a Day - A Daily Dose of Heavenly Humor"
