10) Has ushers greet all worshippers with complementary leis
9) Suggests that the apostle Paul's missionary journeys would have been so much easier with the right "maps app"
8) Encourages the congregation to tithe their frequent flyer miles
7) Wears a different souvenir t-shirt over his alb every week
6) Wants to include a can of mosquito repellent in every visitor gift bag
5) Has congregation file into the sanctuary as if boarding a flight on Southwest Airlines: "Now seating A 1-30 only"
4) Orders clergy shirts from Tommy Bahama
3) Replaces office furniture with beach chairs
2) Stops work at 4 pm each day for a Pina Colada
And the number one sign that your pastor enjoyed vacation just a little too much:
1) Keeps reminding you that is was 65 degrees where he vacationed
