Did your pastor recently have carpel tunnel surgery because of constant overuse of the TV remote? Look for these signs:
10) Only visits those members whose homes have DirecTV
9) Accidentally asks the congregation to turn to the gospel of Mark Harmon
8) Cites as his three ministry mentors - Martin Luther, CFW Walther & Regis Philbin
7) Names his first son Espn
6) Suggests new building project be led by the Property Brothers
5) Has confirmation students watch "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" to count the number of commandments broken in each episode (hint: ALL OF THEM!)
4) Wants to shop for chancel furniture at Pawn Stars
3) Has trouble remembering names of parishioners but can name every character from "Game of Thrones"
2) Replaces donuts at the coffee hour with recipes from the Barefoot Contessa
And the number one sign that your pastor is watching too much television:
1) New Bible study series - "The Real Housewives of Sodom and Gomorrah"
