Friday, July 3, 2015

Top Ten Signs the Pastor Is Trying too Hard to Connect with the Youth

10) Builds Bible studies based on the songs of Lady Gaga.

9) Misses Sunday worship after beating the youth in a hot dog eating contest the preceding Saturday.

8) Had his alb tie-dyed.

7) On Youth Sunday  makes sure the organist plays hip contemporary Christian songs like "They Will Know We Are Christians by our Love" and "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands."

6) To impress the kids he gets a tattoo - of Luther's Rose.

5) Wants to be called "Pastor Shaggy P."

4) Mistakenly believes "LOL" means "Lots of Luther."

3) Gives his sermon on Youth Sunday entirely in hash tags.

2) Disappointed the youth are not interested in seeing his extensive collection of cassette tapes.

And the number one sign the pastor is trying too hard to connect with the youth:

1) Breaks an ankle after confidently saying,"Sure, I can ride a skate board!"