Friday, September 18, 2015

The Friday Funny

A couple had been debating buying a new vehicle for weeks.  He was looking for a tricked out pick-up truck.  She wanted a fast little sports car to zip through traffic around town. But everything she liked was way out of their price range.

"Look," she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 100 in just a few seconds.  Nothing else will do.  Christmas is coming so surprise me."

On Christmas Day he gave her a bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.