Here's today's Friday Funny, taken from "Laughing with Lutherans."
Sunday mornings I would get up early to review my sermon and prepare for worship. When my son, Jeremy, was 5, he wandered into my study one Sunday and asked what I was doing. When I told him I was practicing my sermon, he asked if he could listen. I proceeded to read through it as Jeremy listened attentively.
When I finished he asked, "Is that it?"
"Yes," I replied. "What did you think of it?"
Without hesitation he answered, "Long enough."