Friday, September 8, 2017

Read the Babylon Bee

Find it on the internet.  Like it on Facebook.  Check it out on Instagram.  Do whatever it takes to find the Babylon Bee.

The Bee call themselves "Your trusted source for Christian news satire."  Heavy on the satire.  I have shared some of their stuff on Facebook and folks take their reports at face value.

Today, the Bee has outdone itself.  Here are the headlines:

Joel Osteen Assures Church He Will Continue To Preach False Gospel In Spite Of Critics
Said Osteen, "I just want each and every one of you to know that no matter how much critics try to tear me down, I will be here, preaching the false gospel of prosperity into your lives."

Heartbreaking: This Deaf Child Was Healed, But The First Thing He Heard Was The Newsboys

Local Megachurch Now Offering Belief Matching Guarentee
The pastor of marketing said, "Whatever beliefs you bring in here, we'll match.  Why go anywhere else?"

Check out the Babylon Bee today!