Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was
livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she
had bought. "How could you do this?!"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and
then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was
whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"
"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife,"but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"
